"You're
mocking me, aren't you?" -Buzz Lightyear
Why
yes, we are!
"What ARE We?" -Kirsten to
Ashley
"It's okay, I'm patting my
butt!" -Jackie (on her drugs)
"It's
okay. . . I'm petting your leg" -Jackie
"Didn't
you read the For Strength of Youth pamphlet? No petting
allowed!!" -Ashley
"It's okay, it's below the knee!"
-Jackie
"Well, Alyssa. . . it looks like I owe
you a new
G-string." -Elder Steven K.
"I'm not literate right
now" -Jackie (once again on her infamous drugs)
"I
don't care about finals, but my grandma has carmel, and that makes me
happy." -Nathan Kelsey
"I'm not an expert at spelling, I
just eat it"
"Goals
are like stars, you have to think above the clouds."
-Travis
"So
you mean they're not reachable?" -Ashley
"Don't do anything I wouldn't
do. But if you do: take pictures" -Jeremy
"Your mission can't dump
you" -Kristen
"Girls are like clocks:
they're either ticked, or they talk." -Genny
"80% of my hate-butter is in his
corner." -Nathan
"We all
just need to calm down and eat some fruit" -Kirsten (or Mel
Gibson)
"So are you an aunt or an
uncle?" -Nicolette
"You smell that burning? Yeah,
it's my soul!" -Thom
"And now, I am having a baby."
-Kristen
"Holy interractive menu!" -Robin
"Blessings,
Smeshings. I need money."
-Nathan
"They say
exercise will add years to your life. . .well, I
believe it. I get done working out and I feel about forty
years older." -Bro. Christensen
"Strikes
me, you've had a drop of spirits yourself,
governor." -Max in The Christmas Carol
"I can run, but why die
tired?" -Bethany's roommate
"My heart is a bunch of mush- smushed
into mashed potatoes of heart!" -Kirsten
"Sarah
was cut by the cheese" -Nicolette
"My dear, emotional lady, why should
I?" -Prince John
"At least you're not as ugly as
Nate" -Ashley to Thom
"Guys
aren't completely worthless, they're wonderful!" -Kristen
"Yeah, they fart and burp and fix
cars and make messes and buy us flowers!" -Sarah
"I could be the most useful useless
person in the world" -Clayton
"I am not innocent, I'm just
ignorant." -Josh
"It says you're a winner, but
you're really not."
-Kirsten's mom to her little sister
"We're
only 8th from a Sir!" -Kristin (Ashley's sister)
"They had the combined intelligence
of some garden tools" -Loren
"You want to learn Amish?"
-Jackie
"I want to be depressed! Let's
eat Raviolli!" -Kristen
"Let me qualify that for you."
-Nathan
"Well, I'd rather marry her than
die!" -Paraphrase by Kirsten of some random knight in The
High History of the Holy Graal.
"Dude, that guy has some real rainbow connection going
on." -Nathan
"I'm not a big fat tuna!"
-Jackie
"I'm a dating major, and you are my
semester project."
-Kristen
IM
Responce from Kyle when Nicolette said that we were off being
girls: "Right, I'm so sure that it's a blast to be girls and do
girly things. I mean, if I was a girl, there's no way that I
would have anything remotely close to fun because I would be obligated
to do all of these silly little girly things. Really, what could
youpossibly be doing? Perhaps you all went shopping for some
silly little thing that you don't really need, or maybe you're getting
your nails done again.
Maybe you went out to buy little stuffed animals that you'll spray with
your favorite smelling colognes and then place above your bed so that
you can fall asleep to the scent of guys. Then again, you could
be making cookies or some other dessert to deliver to some of your
cooler friends with some little mushy note saying, 'Have a wonderful
weekend, we thing you're so cool!' OK, so maybe being a girl isn't so
terrible."
"It's calling for you"
-Chelsea "The toilet?" -Ashley
"What should we do about him?"
-Chelsea "Feed him slugs and give him a good spanking, it's the
solution to everything" -Ashley
"Excuse me, he's from California and
he wants you!" -Radom lady speaking of her son to Ashley